Jason Nellis

This is usually the part of everyone's LinkedIn profiles where they try to impress you, the reader, with some remarkable information about their skills, background, or current role.

Instead, here are some things which, I swear, are 100% true:

1. Between ages 11 and 23, I was an actor in theatre. I've performed storytelling, children's theatre, Shakespeare, and improvisation. My greatest role? Mime, because my father still can't stop talking about (#irony).

2. I worked at Hulu, first as the guy getting the beer for the development team, then as the guy who made sure 30 Rock was on the site on-time. You're welcome.

3. One time, I held BB King's guitar, Lucille. It was as magical as you'd think.